we all want to relate to pl satan but Uriel just reveals the location of Paradise bc satan disguised himself as a smooth slice and frankly Uriel, Eyes of God and Certifiable Dipshit, was absolutely duped bc satan made himself Really Cute with limbs that “”“diffused suitable grace.””” uriel’s Sharp Heavenly Eyes popped out of his sockets like a fucking looney toon! the archangel uriel got catfished! humanity paid the price! that’s the most relateable gay feeling in the entire book actually
The mcelroys having such a large queer fanbase makes a lot of sense when travis says that 3 of his closest friends are bi women…. the mcelroys are all the token het friend in a queer friend group
