car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion
jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!
restaurant commercials: Its Back
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When you stop disassociating for long enough to make yourself another sandwich
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(click then open the image in a new tab to see a bigger version! :00)
AH I HAD SO MUCH FUN COLORING THIS!!!
And art trade @stuffbyshelbyart !!!!
AS YOU CAN SEE, she has an absolutely wonderful style THAT I WANT SO BAD and she was so lovely to let me color this! :00
HERE’S HER END AND OMG SHE COLORED MY SHERM SO BEAUTIFULLY SOBS
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me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?
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Instead of saying “X is illegal so its bad” we should start saying “X is harmful/ immoral/ unethical so its bad”
The law has nothing to do what is right, and what is wrong, laws are not a reflection of morals and ethics, they are ment to provide an illusion of safety to the working class and to justifiy state violence.
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Anonymous asked: explain KH's plot to me
okay so there are 4 kids and they play this game called sburb that triggers the end of the world
[video]
john
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dm solidarity
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sometimes i open my eyes and all i see is an endless tunnel of hypocrisy shaped exactly like me