Silver Tongue

Aug 23

mysteryprof:
“I can’t believe I just had dream Squad Goals before my very eyes
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mysteryprof:

I can’t believe I just had dream Squad Goals before my very eyes

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puublack:

puublack:

Discord servers are great but all it takes is one ‘That Guy’ to ruin it.

By ‘that guy’, I’m talking about the kind of people who aren’t necessarily breaking any rules but are still unpleasant to be around because they make every conversation about them or spam the chat with some “hilarious” meme only they find funny while people are trying to have a conversation. And you can tell the admin wants to ban their ass but doesn’t want to go through the inevitable tantrum and/or tumblr drama for it.

(Source: porko-rosso, via )

icanneverbesatisfied:

oscarborn2bwilde:

thisisnotmydivision:

oscarborn2bwilde:

pikacrafteraya:

protheangel:

type-one-conservative:

oscarborn2bwilde:

type-one-conservative:

son-of-a-shepherd7:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Bless

OP is amazing.

guys,,,.. i was 15, I’m 20 now. why won’t you let this die

Because it’s the best use of sarcasm I’ve seen to date, and you deserve recognition for it.

YES IT IS

I love this
I love this so much

this is my legacy now…… i shall embrace it and become Cow Girl, defender of Hinduism.

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE ONLY EVER SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

WAIT WHAT THERE ARE SCREENSHOTS OF MY FACE??????!

oh my god

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littlearcherbooty:

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

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askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for youimage

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

(Source: a-m-nights, via )

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lohver:

you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you.

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rtgrl:

startledoctopus:

ronibravo:

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite

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New subculture:

devilsinthehills:

flimflamberge:

pisslick:

Cowgoth. We dress like cowboys but in all black and we don’t listen to anything but classic country songs about murder.

This is just the Johnny Cash fandom.

It’s already called Outlaw Country you fucking poser

(Source: froody, via rosexknight)

“What’s a Period?”

tigerkid14:

falloutnaluatthetardis:

….Uterus wants baby.

Person doesn’t have baby.

Uterus wants revenge

Actually, it would be more accurate to depict this as:

Uterus does not want a baby (resource sucking parasite)

Uterus gets more and more paranoid as the month goes on that maybe somehow a baby got in.

Uterus burns the whole place down in an attempt to ensure there are no babies.

(Source: prvblemvtic, via rosexknight)