Silver Tongue

Apr 04

Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

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ellathehonorarywinchester:

longlore:

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.”
Me: “Is that so?”
Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.”
Me: “So men are the best way to go?”
Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.”
Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.”
Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

I C O N I C

Rekt.

the irony is that men have historically left women unsatisfied.

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Apr 03

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possumoftheday:
“Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A war face!
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possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A war face!

dan-mcneely:

anyone want ten thousand tiny lemons?

sounds fun. we can have a party to celebrate. some kind of lemon party

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kosmonin:
“ marxism-leninism-memeism:
“ kosmonin:
“ abandonedandurbex:
“Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]
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It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian...

kosmonin:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

kosmonin:

abandonedandurbex:

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spreepark i guess the park shut down a couple years before the cocaine thing happened but yes

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jitterbugjive:

speaking of words and their meanings I’m really confused over “queer” and “gay” because people keep flipflopping on if they are insulting or not >:/ Mainly “queer” but I remember for a little while people were trying to say not to call people gay either. 

Terfs are claiming that queer is a slur no matter the context to invalidate those who use it to refer to themselves when theyre still questioning their identities.

silver-tongues-blog:
“movie night with the derse kids
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silver-tongues-blog:

movie night with the derse kids

1r7:

white-flare-the-pegasus-mod:

1r7:

kanashi-konpyuta:

golfgalaxy:

humanwavetactics:

this year we oppress apple users

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Like y'all can see shit anyway all your phones cracked from dropping it a centimeter off the floor

sorry i cant hear you im too busy looking at someones pores from a mile away with my iphone 7 plus camera with HD retina display and 1920-by-1080-pixel resolution at 401 ppi focus

I know you can’t hear because they removed your headphone jack

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Anonymous asked: you know John and Jade are siblings, right? They may've been made through ectobiology and paradox slime, but they are still genetically close enough to be counted as siblings, and even regarded as such in canon, so, if you're going to continue to reblog stuff like them kissing in a clearly romantic way, could you at least tag it as incest?

i know. ive read the comic