Silver Tongue

Apr 03

pyrlspite:

authentic homestuck experience of no news for months on end broken by crazy shit suddenly dropping out of fucking nowhere, shit going down behind the scenes, no one having any idea what’s going on and everyone losing their shit and getting the tag trending on tumblr

(via moonpaw)

aeritus:
“ it’s birthay so fuck it
self gift
”

aeritus:

it’s birthay so fuck it

self gift

afallenwolf:
“ aviatordragons:
“ deathcomes4u:
“ chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting:
“
Bank of Sapphire Cold?
”
A St.Leonards of Moonstone and Cloudy.
”
Eight Mile Plains garnet rain
”
A Shower of Emerald Overcast
….
”
The sonic opal of tornadoes.

afallenwolf:

aviatordragons:

deathcomes4u:

chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting:


Bank of Sapphire Cold?

A St.Leonards of Moonstone and Cloudy.

image

Eight Mile Plains garnet rain

A Shower of Emerald Overcast

….

The sonic opal of tornadoes.

(via afallenwolf)

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kngshxt:
“fuck
”

kngshxt:

fuck

(via moonpaw)

jakesisland:

yelnatszeroni:

wandamorgenstern:

repugaytions:

princessvexus:

yelnatszeroni:

hundondestiny:

yelnatszeroni:

Apparently it’s a new YouTube trend of tying up your girlfriend while you break her makeup?

What???

image

Heterosexual things: abusing your girlfriend and destroying expensive shit she owns

each day i somehow get more shocked by how truly unnerving heterosexuals are

I feel like you must really be stupid to not realize that both of these people in the videos have agreed and it’s literally just for views.

And you’d have to be fucking stupid to not understand that these thousands of pranking videos involve the same dumbass unfunny bullshit where it’s basically just “causing emotional distress to your significant is funny”. It doesn’t matter if this shit was planned for views, it’s stupid, unfunny, wasteful and it just adds to people being downright fucking cruel and passing it off as a prank.

EVEN!

IF!

IT’S!

STAGED!

IT!

MAKES!

PEOPLE!

THINK!

IT’S!

OKAY!

(via deep-sea-prince)

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

kaleidoscopicfae:

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

Well, time to throw the, “Homestuck is my favorite anime” joke in the trash. We need to start over. Come up with new material.

Homestuck is my favorite school of philosophy

Better. Controversial.

(via newbarrk)

smarterest:
“ jdmsrovia:
“fucking flamed
”
I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”
“What?”
“What time is it?”
“What? What do you mean—why?”
“Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down...

smarterest:

jdmsrovia:

fucking flamed

I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”

What?”

What time is it?”

What? What do you mean—why?”

Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”

“Oh my god.”

“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”

“Tony—“

“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”

(via afallenwolf)