authentic homestuck experience of no news for months on end broken by crazy shit suddenly dropping out of fucking nowhere, shit going down behind the scenes, no one having any idea what’s going on and everyone losing their shit and getting the tag trending on tumblr
Apparently it’s a new YouTube trend of tying up your girlfriend while you break her makeup?
What???
Heterosexual things: abusing your girlfriend and destroying expensive shit she owns
each day i somehow get more shocked by how truly unnerving heterosexuals are
I feel like you must really be stupid to not realize that both of these people in the videos have agreed and it’s literally just for views.
And you’d have to be fucking stupid to not understand that these thousands of pranking videos involve the same dumbass unfunny bullshit where it’s basically just “causing emotional distress to your significant is funny”. It doesn’t matter if this shit was planned for views, it’s stupid, unfunny, wasteful and it just adds to people being downright fucking cruel and passing it off as a prank.
“Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”
“Oh my god.”
“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”
“Tony—“
“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”
