this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
What the fuck
i would get crucified on candycanes in the candy room for claiming to be willy wonkas estranged child
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Uxie:
How in the fuck do you know about this magical lake?
