listen. i am the daughter of a band teacher, i am a singer, and i am a former actress. when it came time for me to choose what to include in this musical meme… i entirely forgot that orchestra fucking existed.
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
i humbly present this alignment chart to you in the spirit of innovation and melodious gays.
love, your choir pan op
This is As Many Extra-Cariculars As They’ll Let Me Take Erasure
but this raises the question of what jesus’ god tier would be
bible side of tumblr pls help
*cracks knuckles*
well being the literal Son of God he’d have to have a master class. so lord vs muse. he fits muse much better, considering he’s the inspiration for a whole religion.
as for aspect? well that’s pretty easy, it’s life. raising lazarus from the dead, curing people’s illnesses, that all screams life.
so jesus is a muse of life.
happy easter!
well damn if that didnt just get solved. nice work
i like this headcanon except he’s literally called the Prince of Life in the Bible
Acts 3:15 from the King James Bible “And killed the Prince of life, whom God hath raised from the dead; whereof we are witnesses.” Jesus’ canon god tier is Prince of Life
i also like this just based on the fact that it means Jesus would have to wear those dumb pantaloon shorts
grab your bibles
i am now legally obligated to die for you
Alternatively, he could be an heir or lord of hope.
Update: I’ve been asked a few times why I did it. I will explain my actions in another follow-up post, and I’ll put the link here once I’m done (Yes, I can hear you groaning across the monitor. Fine I get it, but I’m writing it anyway!).
The Long Version:
I’m sorry this is a VERY long post, but if you have a few minutes, please stay for now. I feel you all should know this.
Most of you gave permission to Kyotosomo (Pierce Riola) to dub your comics. What he did not tell you is that he is monetizing them. And from what I understand after talking with some of you, none of you gave any permission to make money on your art, and he has not shared any of that profit with you or anyone else.
How do you know it is monetized?
If you watch without AdBlock, here’s how you know:
1. Yellow line in video player (usually on the left)
2. Advertisement plays before/during video
(Note – most monetized Youtube channels make ~$1 per 1000 views. The actual amount can be more, depending on a variety of factors)
If I don’t want my comics monetized, what can we do?
If you have 10 minutes to spare, you can do at least one of these right now:
2. Report copyright infringement on each of his videos containing your artwork. If you need help finding your comic, here’s the list again: https://goo.gl/EqFK56
(This comic from @ameri-lie was uploaded without permission. More on that later)
After you do this, he might ask you to remove the copyright strike and let him keep the videos up or remove it on his own (he won’t).
He will probably make excuses like:
“I’m doing this purely for fun”
Then why is he making money from it? Quite a lot too, if these posts are anything to go by:
Or he might say:
“I’m doing this for charity”
Except he lied about this in the past. For example:
Personally, I’ve had no trouble with you all so far. Here’s how to contact people on Tumblr: (image courtesy of skitschell)
3.
Just send him a message, and he’ll probably remove the monetization. Just know that this will not stop him from monetizing other people’s content, or re-monetizing your comics once you’ve stopped paying attention.
4. (optional) Let your friends know. You are welcome to share, re-post or re-blog this post if you’d like.
If you’ve read the whole post, thank you very much! If it helps at least one person, then the writing of this post was well worth it.
If you have any questions, comments, concerns, etc., feel free to leave a reply.
p.s. – How silly of me to post this on April Fool’s Day! Unfortunately, I can assure you this is not a joke.
p.p.s. – Here is a copy of a message he sent to @ameri-lie, who reported the above video featuring her comic (he did not ask for permission before uploading).
She dropped the strike in December 2017 after he promised to remove the video (as I’m writing this, the video is still up, and of course, still monetized). EDIT: Not anymore
Coincidentally, @skitschell received the exact same message after reporting her video last week.
Edit: Sorry, skitschell just gave me a correction. This message is from December 2017, the first time she reported her video. Like ameri-lie, she dropped the strike after Kyotosomo promised to remove the video.
As you can see, she’s reported the video again after finding it was still up.
p.p.p.s. – Technically your work is automatically copyrighted the moment you create it. However, if you truly need to legally protect your work (and be eligible for
statutory damages or attorneys fees), you can pre-register your work here:
p.p.p.s. – UPDATE: A few hours before I wrote this post, Kyotosomo heard about what I was doing and sent me a threat. For privacy concerns, I won’t share the exact contents (until I find it necessary). Just letting you all know who you’re dealing with. EDIT: Never mind, he shared it on his twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyotosomo/status/978794804795486208
enemy npc, about to kill the party’s bard: any last words?
bard: hold up. hold up just hold on a second.
enemy npc: what?
bard: you’re going to kill me with THAT stance? that arm positioning?
enemy npc: …yes?
bard: at least let me die with dignity! your form is terrible, and you look like you’ve never seen a sword before, much less USE one.
enemy npc, seething: HOW DARE YOU INSUL-
bard: please. please, i beg of you. my soul will know no peace if i die by such an amateur. hand me your sword so i can provide an example of how to do it correctly.
the party, in the back, in disbelief: holy Shit
the dm, in their head: this fucking dude
enemy npc: ex..cuse me?
bard: let me so you the proper form to hold that sword, and i will let you kill me. it’s all that i ask. it’s such a simple request, and it will benefit you greatly in both your technique and the fact that i will be dead.
the dm: Yeah Im Uh, Gonna Need You To Roll Persuasion
bard, ooc: *rolls* alright, i rolled a 19
the dm: hhhhmmmmm :/ okay, i dont think-
bard, ooc: PLUS my persuasion proficiency modifier so…30 :D
the dm: …D u d e.
bard, ooc: :DDD
the dm: they look at you for a moment, sigh, and then hand out their sword for you to grab, and say “fine. make it quick.”
bard, ooc: i say “thank you very much! now, the best way to do it…is…like this!” and i lunge at them and kill them with their own sword.
the dm: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING!
the party: *loud, raucous cheering*
the dm: ROLL ATTACK WITH ADVANTAGE BECAUSE THEY LET THEIR GUARD DOWN I G U E S S
bard, ooc: *rolls*
bard, ooc:
bard, ooc: :D
the dm: you Didn’t
bard, ooc: natural 20 :DDD
the party: *just Screaming*
the dm: i dont. i don’t even need you to roll damage, just…
the dm: how do you wanna do this?
the party: *even louder, raucous cheering and screaming. the rogue has to lean onto the barbarian so he doesn’t fall over from laughter. the druid DOES fall over and that makes the fighter laugh louder. the dm has his face in his hands and is groaning about an hour long boss fight being cut down to two minutes because he just HAD to make the boss a dramatic perfectionist. the cleric in character has to use the inspiration the bard gave her earlier so that she doesn’t break concentration on a spell from laughing too hard. the bard is later found dead in miami.*
