like the majority of the system’s mass is the 720p screen on it
like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch
that’s it. thats all thats in there more or less
that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade.
what parents think interaction online is: hi im [name]! wow we have the same interests! want my phone number? want my social security number? my address? –oh no im a victim of identity theft now!!! :(
how it really is: hi im [username], or call me [nickname].hey look at this song. hey look its sonic the hedgehog looks like you haha. man life sucks right? yeah. that sucks. but youre pretty rad!! lets talk about interests and how we hate everything but ily youre really cool!! omg its so late where u r!! go to sleep nerd :^)
if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory
I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.
Kingley Shacklebolt is probably the best roommate ever. The reason he never gets mentioned as the fifth is because he doesn’t ask questions. The other five start disappearing all night every full moon during fifth year? He doesn’t care and doesn’t want to know. Walked in to find Sirius talking to a fucking deer in the dorm like it was James? Just keep moving and don’t make eye contact. James, Sirius and Peter leaving shit all over the floor? Combine forces with Remus to politely yet firmly remind them that we’re not living in a goddamn barn and your dirty underwear shouldn’t spend three weeks straight on the floor James.
Kingsley was, naturally, invited to the Potter-Evans wedding. The invitation was accompanied with a formal apology for the Everything, signed by the Marauders. Enclosed was a little trophy, with the plaque reading ‘best roomie ever’
It may or may not permanently live on his mantle. Kingsley Shacklebolt does not inform Harry Potter of any of this. He has enough people that knew his parents, Kingsley’s not going to make it weird. Keep moving and don’t make eye contact. Besides, he already gave copies of all his pictures of them to Hagrid to go into a photo album for Harry back in first year.
hussie is a stone-cold killer; todd howard insists on making his darlings Essential, therefore he may be similarly reluctant to go all-out when fighting you
because of todd howard’s clipping issues and poorly-balanced stealth mechanics, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable; hussie will actively telegraph half his attacks, and will spend enough time celebrating each genuinely unexpected one that you can easily regain your footing
Hussie has nothing to lose, Todd has everything to lose
Hussie’s inventory system is also very glitchy, and the glitch may extend to Todd. As a result, Todd’s weapons can become perfectly mundane objects at any time. Have you ever tried to cut someone with lipstick? It doesn’t work.
Todd has access to console commands, which in desperation he could use to achieve godmode.
Hussie has killed gods, and will again.
Hussie has no control over his series and characters so that means at any point LE could show up and kill both of them
we millennials and gen z kids have gone so long scraping by with what little we we were given and now at last…at long last…John Mulaney is finally coming out with a new comedy special on Netflix
