consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Teen: *gets a job*
“I GOT THE JOB!”
Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family
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this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?
Close the goddam door.
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no phrase opens your third eye like “dad egbert is warriormale” does
O H M Y G O D
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theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that
one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal
“how did you all manage to survive?”
“survive?”
“the nuclear war??”
“the what”
the same could be applied to overwatch
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The Observatory
A new page that I’ve been working on for a while is now live over on the SBURBSim site. It allows you to view a map of the entire Furthest Ring as depicted in the sim, all 4 billion plus sessions.
Everything is in there, with listings of the lands and players in a more visual format than ABJ.
You may recognise the styling of it from this blog - in sim canon the observatory is where I find all of the lands that I document. (The building itself can be seen in the header and the 1k image series)
Also there are clearly no Easter eggs at all to be found in it, not that such a thing would be relevant in a year where April Fools’ also falls on Easter…Holy Shit. You guys gotta see this.
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movie night with the derse kids
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
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