Silver Tongue

Mar 31

gaygothur:

For a webcomic to be successful there has to be one character who will attract furries and there has to be one character who is an abstract shape that people will humanize as a white male twink

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“There’s nothing morally wrong with fisting a giraffe.”

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swearwolvez:

mediumsizedboy:

krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

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hostilemuppet:

tits out in denver mid november

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dongoverlord:

infinite-fuckpit:

spadefish:

vaporwavesimulator:

when fans portray a character as a smooth flirty fucker when in canon they’re just like ‘hey who wants to watch me chug this entire fucking bottle of root beer’

sans fucking cheated because he’s a skeleton and all the root beer goes literally right through him so there are no physical consquences for him

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rusheloc:

mrbiggsproductions:

siderealsandman:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

tomthefanboy:

what-if-but-bear:

asriel-dreemurr:

transcoranic:

ethantherenegade:

shorthalt:

sagasofsundry:

fayevalentin:

sagasofsundry:

thebalancearc:

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

Mirror image

dissonant whispers

counterspell

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

Delayed Blast Fireball

Polymorph Other

Psychic Scream

Astral Projection

Forbidden Speech

Planear Ally

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lets play YDYD is more intense than game of thrones

[video]

*minor inconvenience*

Me: Todd…

anditssunday:

dr-doc-phd:

anditssunday:

driving to heaven y’all want anything?

can i get a uuuuuuuuh promise of everlasting peace?

absolutely son John 3:16 baby, AMEN

can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu medium waters of life?

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