i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water
i propose a new hashtag
#watergate
but didn’t that already happen?
no, you’re thinking of #gamergate
#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks
wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy
suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing
and got slapped in the hand for it?
don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967
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two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles my muscles
involuntarily flex
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please, mr recordscratch was my father. you can call me freezeframe
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we did it everyone
Rest In pieces you mediocre restaurant
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dave and dirk sitting next to each other in an emergency room waiting area completely silent because john almost died trying to teach himself to swallow swords and they are both trying to pretend that they didn’t get too distracted to help him because they are gay
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i love how
okay so in certain fandoms there are like key things that happen in canon that always ALWAYS turn up in fics, or at least most fics, especially if the event is very specific/important to the characters the fic is about
but my favorite thing about taz is that even in fics that aren’t focused on them, killian and carey getting married seems to be one of those prevalent reoccurring events. and the best part is that it’s not even something that happens in the canon! but everyone seems to have agreed that, yes, these ladies are gonna get married at some point and we just gotta write their beautiful amazing wedding into our fic.
i’ve read like three or four fics now that aren’t even killian/carey centric but their wedding is usually a big plot point or the background of the fic entirely and the reception is always really fucking beautiful and gorgeous and i fucking love that this is a trend, what a gift
Y’ALL
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taz finale moodboard
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IM!!!! SHOOK!!!
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