Silver Tongue

May 13

[video]

eight years of age

thunderpibb:
judygemstone:
time for my favorite olympic tradition: mary carillo’s on-air breakdown about badminton from 2004
this is like a jerma rant
“Hey, Mary…we’ve got got just under four minutes of air time to fill before the badminton starts - can you handle that?”
Mary, whose eyes started glowing at the word ‘badminton’: “sure”

(via mentaltypo)

silver-tongues-blog:

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we hate
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & disrespect
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ki adi mundi
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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linklewinklewoman:

ashstfu:
sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault
@demilypyro

(via demilypyro)

moonscape:

typhlomys:
people seemed really into jerboa pichu so here. a gift

frames traced from this gif
@trainer-mallow

(via newbarrk)

tomatomagica:

arsonlarceny:
ankle-beez:
ankle-beez:
‘The Bad Guys,’ ‘Sonic 2’ Burying ‘Fantastic Beasts’ at Weekend Box Office
'Bad Guys' isn't the only new wide release. 'The Northman' and Nicolas Cage's 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' are also opening thi
The Hollywood Reporter
THE FURRIES ARE KILLING HARRY POTTER
don’t make me pull out this chart

(via demilypyro)

silver-flame-alchemist:

neosilverthorn:
dreamswhistlesandstories:
natalieironside:
What’s the trope name for when someone finds out they’re the Chosen One™ and is like “No, thank you” and goes and does something else
Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name. Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.
The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny’s Extended Warranty.

the call is asking if you shave your destiny

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

gaysex1000000:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
since fursuits are expensive a furry themed MET gala makes total sense
and because celebrities would absolutely try to minimize the furry aspect, two requirements would be wearing a FULL fursuit AND coming up with a fursona beforehand
also because they’re in a full fursuit they only announce who is in what costume after the event but the news outlets have to guess who is wearing what anyway ans trying their hardest to not let their biases kick in. A jaguar shows up who everyone thinks is Lil Nas X but it’s actually Sigourney Weaver

like the masked singer but better

(via rockboci)