one time i fell asleep in a discord group voice chat and my friends didnt wanna disturb me so they created a new voice channel, left the one i was in and renamed it
my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with
anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse
for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep
I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson
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THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT
Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”
Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.
when i was a kid one of my best friends was a year older than me so i deferred to him as the expert on everything in the whole world, and once when i was 9 and he was 10 my curiosity got the best of me and i asked him what the f word was (i knew how to use google but i think i was afraid my parents would see?) and he got really quiet and serious and leaned down and whispered, “find” (pronounced rhyming with “pinned”). i did not find out that this was not the actual f word until a year later, when i was google image searching kittens for warrior cats roleplaying purposes and i came upon a pic with the caption “look at this fucking kitten”
btw i asked him about it years later and he was like “oh yeah, i knew the word was fuck, i just didn’t want to be the one to corrupt you so i made one up on the spot”
i’m calling it right now that Marvel is going to ‘Breaking Dawn’ us and we’re gonna get a scene with at least 50% of the characters dead and then Dr. Stephen Strange is gonna bring that time back real quick and restart the fight
