Silver Tongue

Mar 28

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princebaphomet:

powerlesbo:

powerlesbo:

Splatoon 2 is the only high budget video game that knows what cool actually is

Cool in 49% of video games: what old people who think the 80s-90s is the greatest point in time ever think is cool (lame)

Cool in 50% of video games: what weird college hipsters who never got over being called a nerd in middle school think is cool (lame)

Cool in splatoon 2: actually up to date with trends and aware of fashion and what people like (cool)

Cool in animal crossing: this image

Animal Crossing’s Right

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atissi:

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

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ramihackme:

dellvanity:

madeinchernobyl:

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

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mikkeneko:

falseknees:

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

I have no trouble whatsoever believing that crows do this

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justlookatthosesausages:

captainphasmaz:

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear

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negative–feedback:

cool future

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• Roy, holding a box of fruit loops: I may be blind, but even I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon toast crunch.

catlateralart:

weekly theme on the davekatserver, mermaid au!

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