are you a rice or pasta person? a graphic tee or flannel person? art or writing person? ocean or meadow person? posters on your wall or tapestries person? tag your sign too !
“pee your pants = kill yourself” discourse makes no fucking sense to me bc it raises 3 (three) questions in my mind
1. how the fuck did you come to that conclusion
2. if you have enough malice to want someone to kill themselves why the fuck would you say “pee your pants” like?????
3. why would anyone be genuinely upset about being told to pee their pants
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.
Being presidential is not fucking tweeting that you’re not receiving enough praise for doing what any basic human with an ounce of humanity would do and condemn hate and terror.
