Silver Tongue

Mar 27

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this is the best version of this meme

spider-gwen76:
copperbadge:
Steve Rogers did not wait for the Serum to get to work on beatin’ himself some Nazis.
[She-Hulk 10, 2014]
Tell em Steve!
Steve Rogers isn’t great because he’s Captain America. Captain America is great because he’s Steve Rogers.

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validmogai:

Russianspysexual - sexual attraction to russian spies

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Greed: It’s against my moral compass.
Ling: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL.

Roy: I love these parties. I feel like I'm an ambassador, or a spy, or, like, a really high-class prostitute.
Hughes: Well, Roy, it's a military fundraiser. Who's to say you can't be all three?

Kimblee: I couldn’t help but overhear…
Kimblee: Largely because I was lurking back here, where I had no real good reason to be.

Havoc: So, Major, what's your meal plan like?
Alex Louis Armstrong: So much protein and carbs that if you actually saw me eat you would be horrified.
Havoc: Oh really? And what's your meal plan like, Colonel?
Roy: I start the morning off eating my own hubris and then spend the night drowning my regrets.
Havoc:
Havoc: What
Riza: He likes to eat his hubris with a big cup of coffee.
Roy: [finger guns]

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ryuji-goda:

so my parents are retiling the house themselves and my dad has been putting little pieces of paper over the ones we cant step on that day. they started out as shitty little foot doodles that said “dont step!” and today i got home and found out theyve evolved into this

@afallenwolf

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