Silver Tongue

Mar 27

agoodcartoon:
im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

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revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:
evil-britney:
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

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“This is not Orc du Soleil.” — The DM, while describing a bunch of orcs that were doing flips. (via outofcontextdnd)

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scafe-dragon:

shitmemesforshitteens:
thechildrenarewaiting:
ittlebittle:
dateamonster:
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
Oh my god they were tombmates
two dudes chilling in a coffin 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay
@xneoncrayon

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powerlesbo:

canmom:
MP1: audio codec and container format
MP2: audio codec and container format
MP3: audio codec and container format
MP4: video codec and container format
MP5: actually, this one’s a gun
MP100: strangely enough, an anime

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lornagonigall:

cheshireinthemiddle:
therepublicofrapunzel:
pishposh-habberdash:
therepublicofrapunzel:
themixtrovert:
“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”
okay
“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”
not okay
Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.
Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….
Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue.
The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.
The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.
Your views =//= absolute truth
Originally posted by flyingsexsnakess

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pinesinthewoods:

iridescentoracle:
extremelight9:
Okay, can we talk about all the things Mabel did that Ford himself couldn’t do?
She figured out the gnomes’ weakness.
She solved the mystery of the eighth and a half president.
She managed to get unicorn hair.
#she mainTAINED A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BROTHER #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Originally posted by gnarlytrumpet

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unsettlingstories:

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.