Silver Tongue

Mar 27

Its 2018 I think that milhouse should be a meme

The first decent dave ive drawn in like… 4 years

When someone accuses you of being lazy, it’s almost always because you aren’t doing something they want you to do; so it’s a shaming tactic rather than constructive criticism.

(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)

transpeter:

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marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.
kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today
clint: i haven’t had any coffee today
[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]
clint: this is my 27th cup
literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]
clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

*cilnt makes amazing sandwich and sits down*

Clint: …
Clint: Tony can handle it *goes to bite into sadnwich*

Tony on clints phone: “hey we could use your help around here”

cilnt: ….

*clint puts phone on silence*

(via demilypyro)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Cleric: so that pool is full of acid
Me (DM) : yes, and it’s powerful enough to desolve rocks in seconds
Cleric: … I want to jump into it and see what happens
Me: you…you want to jump into the acid pool??
Cleric: just to see what happens
To absolutely no suprise the cleric lost half his health and some equipment..

(via yourplayersaidwhat)