Honestly I don’t fuck with people who automatically equate being mean with being funny. If you have to be mean to make people laugh then you’re probably not funny lmfao
a lot of people call zenyatta “zen” or “zenny” in the fandom so just. imagine genji and zenyatta meeting hanzo and genji introduces zenyatta as “zen” and hanzo is confused like “just zen?” and zenyatta goes “no it is short for zenjamin”
“sharks aren’t vicious!!! they’re like huge puppy dogs!! they’re big sweethearts and i dont understand why people are scared of them!!”
“sharks do not attack humans in the way movies constantly portray them. sharks are curious, inquisitive animals and many bites come from sharks who “test bite” humans in order to see what they are/if they’re a threat, but that one initial bite can be fatal. while sharks are not monsters bent on hunting and targeting humans, human who hand feed them and treat them like any other animal causes more human-shark incidents (sharks can become used to humans feeding them and thus bite at a human to find fish). sharks are not blood thirsty maneaters, but they are an extremely powerful animal that deserves respect and should be admired from a distance.”
