Silver Tongue

Aug 13

teatenda:
“ stubbornpotato:
“ “That right there is the phone. Now let’s talk about the phone. Can we talk about the phone, please, Sans? I’ve been dying to talk about the phone with you all day, OK? “W.D. Gaster,” this name keeps coming up over and...

teatenda:

stubbornpotato:

“That right there is the phone. Now let’s talk about the phone. Can we talk about the phone, please, Sans? I’ve been dying to talk about the phone with you all day, OK? “W.D. Gaster,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Gaster’s calls get sent back to me. W.D. Gaster! W.D. Gaster! I look at my phone, and its full of messages for W.D. Gaster!  So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his messages in the guy’s goddamn ears! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Gaster’s office and what do I find out, Sans? What do I find out?! There is no W.D. Gaster. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no W.D. Gaster? You gotta be kidding me! I got my phone full of Gaster! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Alphys in the lab and I knock on her door and I say, “Alphys! Alphys! I gotta talk to you about Gaster.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that lab! There…is…no…Alphys in the lab. Sans, half the people in this building have been made up. This lab is a goddamn ghost town.”

This is how i felt when i was first found out about gaster

based on this

#open the video and read along im wheezing

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I found Zenyatta in TF2

infamouslydorky:

scootis-pootis:

infamouslydorky:

g04tm34t:

scootis-pootis:

infamouslydorky:

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“Gaze into the Iris”

“gaze into this bloody iris with yer’ good eye”

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Bombyatta

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steakbatter:
“art blockgfb
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steakbatter:

art blockgfb

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Aug 12

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disneyjuniorofficial:

cartoonetworkofficial:

Fakes. Fakes. Fakes. None of you are valid.

*puts gun to your head* think again, bitch

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skarchomp:

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

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brumble-tunges-scrungles-cumbis:

cr-mango:

luxwing:

greenhat97:

tatooinedovah:

“omg you can’t play video games on easy mode!!”

listen if i wanted to struggle with some dumb task and fail a dozen times for bullshit reasons only to get some underwhelming reward once i finally get it right i would just live my actual life and not play video games smh

pls love urself

Oh and if you want to play something like Dark Souls? Don’t feel bad for using guides or looking up walkthroughs. I’ve done that to find specific items, or when something is so bullshit and obscure that I need help for it (I’m pretty damn good at it, too.) 

And guess what? My experience didn’t diminish at all. If anything it helped me. 

Use guides. Use cheats. Use item duplication glitches. Clip through the floor going 30 miles a second. Just have fun

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Its about having fun

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