PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately
my mum: eat your vegetables!!
me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people
Anonymous asked: I'm curious. How did you develop a foot fetish? Is it just something you've always had or was there a moment where you thought "Yup, I like feet now."
As far as I can remember it’s always been with me, even before I realized it was sexual
Then when I got on the internet and I started getting the urge of looking for… you know, I found out the nature of the attraction and I was like “oh yeah, that makes sense”
