Silver Tongue

Mar 25

moxperidot:

eldritch-seinfeld:
so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *dun dun*

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homiedepot:

melymbrosia:
Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini
Not a celebration, a warning

gemini are hard to kill. you’ll get them half dead but your only hope is that they just fuck off and go blind

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kenkus-delivery-service:

Russian psyop agent: -sits on secluded park bench-
Handler: -sits down, not making eye contact- I like your shoelaces.
Russian psyop agent: -staring straight ahead- Thanks, I stole them from the president.
Handler: -nods once, slides over manila envelope labeled “dank socialist memes-

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pyrlspite:

tumblr sexymen alignment chart

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standard-dingo:

abiggaynerd:
bobavader:
biomerge:
facts only
Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.
Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you
OP is lord farquaad

op literally evicted all fairytail creatures but go off i guess

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