Silver Tongue

Mar 24

gentlemanstallion:
“ questionably-gay:
“ cr-familiar-faces:
“ cr-familiar-faces:
“ 5n4k3c47h3dr4l:
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Windex isn’t carbonated
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But….. the scent………………
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They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
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gentlemanstallion:

questionably-gay:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

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Windex isn’t carbonated 

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But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

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“I did NOT kill him! I UNKILLED that child! If anything, I gave BIRTH to that child!” — Izumi Curtis, about Wrath

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awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

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 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

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Thats kinky

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: i am in my first ever DnD campaign. Nothong os serious. Our dm is pretty much making it up as we go. Squad consists pf a bird person, cat person, and me, a human-sized halfling who really loves sex. I don’t remember exactly how, but i was unconscious.

Cat: i run over to (halfling) and try to heal them

Me: I embrace death

Cat: Fucking why???

Dm: fine, ok, ill allow it. You are now dead. Congradulations.

Me: I roll to seduce Satan.

Dm: God dammit. Fine, but you are going to have to roll pretty high for it to-

Me: *Nat 20*

Dm: God fucking dammit. Ok. You fuck satan. He revives you, and you recieve satan’s blessing, adding ½ d8 damage to any attack

Me: Can i stay a bit longer?

Dm:N o

Tl,Dr: fucked satan and got sick fire powers

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“nyeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEH- *thwump*” — Our pompup monk, after being picked up and thrown at my drow wizard by the very mad gnoll barbarian. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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yourplayersaidwhat:

The party was in an atheneum looking up whatever they needed while the wizards copied spells

Kobold ranger: “Do you have any books on making money fast?”

Wood elf wizard: “yeah, like art of the deal?”

NPC librarian cleric: “oh no, we dont carry that book. We gathered all copies and burned them. There was great evil radiating from that book”

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not-a-comedian:
“do u support this boy
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not-a-comedian:

do u support this boy

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Who needs a backstory when you die every week?

outofcontextdnd:

- a very tired player

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atiredtrans:

daisto:

atiredtrans:

atiredtrans:

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

yes

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