Context: i am in my first ever DnD campaign. Nothong os serious. Our dm is pretty much making it up as we go. Squad consists pf a bird person, cat person, and me, a human-sized halfling who really loves sex. I don’t remember exactly how, but i was unconscious.
Cat: i run over to (halfling) and try to heal them
Me: I embrace death
Cat: Fucking why???
Dm: fine, ok, ill allow it. You are now dead. Congradulations.
Me: I roll to seduce Satan.
Dm: God dammit. Fine, but you are going to have to roll pretty high for it to-
Me: *Nat 20*
Dm: God fucking dammit. Ok. You fuck satan. He revives you, and you recieve satan’s blessing, adding ½ d8 damage to any attack
“nyeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEH- *thwump*”
— Our pompup monk, after being picked up and thrown at my drow wizard by the very mad gnoll barbarian. (via yourplayersaidwhat)
hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free
if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people
So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?
