Silver Tongue

Mar 23

reycfhcpe:

reycfhcpe:

it’s early and i’m tired but i’m fully choking in a laugh bc as this woman got on my bus i saw her take out of her bag a smaller pouch, out of which she then took another small purse with her travel card in it and i’m sitting there wondering why that tickled me so much before i realised it just triggered deep previously unconscious memories of that fucking spongebob episode

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mondattaofficial:
“i worked very hard on this
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mondattaofficial:

i worked very hard on this

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rakukajas asked: hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs

iguanamouth:

dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera

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Anonymous asked: I want more BEST GIRL ARADIA PUNTING GHOSTS

gross-trolls:

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Ask and ye shall receive, Anon. RIP Foobaw Waboof, you will not be missed by this Poltergeistractor. 

Anonymous asked: We haven’t seen Gor-Gor’s Hands! WHAT IS HIS SECRET?! This is a BIG Hiveswap mystery! THEY COULD BE TENTACLES FOR ALL WE KNOW!!!

poinko:

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uppityfemale:

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Originally posted by the-replicator

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3 Points Damage For That Pun

outofcontextdnd:

mage player : I think Bigby (the mage) might have been Red Green (the TV personality).

DM : Why do you say that?

mage player : Well, obviously he lived by the saying “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you…”

DM : Don’t. Say. It.

Mage player : HANDY!

purpleskull97:

flyingwerecats:

just-shower-thoughts:

Millennials were told not to talk to strangers as children, and as a result, we don’t

And then we’re criticized for it.

It’s been done a lot of time but I’m gonna do it:


Baby boomer in late 80s: Don’t talk to strangers, kids! They’ll harm you!

Millennials: okay

Millennials (and probably Gen Z): *doesn’t talk to strangers*

Baby boomer now: Kids these days are disrespectful!! Refusing to talk to anyone because of the damn smartphones!!

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