Silver Tongue

Mar 22

goodness-gracious-great-balls-of:

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

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banditdeer:
“ my entry for @daily-karkat-contest
guys i invented a signature lmao
process video will come out soon
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banditdeer:

my entry for @daily-karkat-contest
guys i invented a signature lmao
process video will come out soon

click for better quality

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gearholder:

dndhomebrewandart:

highlyquestionablerpgideas:

gm-and-dm-ideas:

What DMing looks like

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This, except the train is on fire

@mister-turniphead @ladytabletop @pathfuckery @briknerd

And when the players come up with new backstory details for their charas they’re throwing coal in the engine. Or the train’s fire.

next thing you know, theres macaroni on the bed and the inkeeper is pissed.

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ghostsies:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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into the woods has a good reason. The prince spread pitch on the stairs which caused the shoe to stick and in a brief moment of clarity, she left it there as a clue for him to find her so she would know whether or not he wants her or the person she pretends to be.

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pembrokewkorgi:
“ nittany-tiger:
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“ stopmakingliberalslookbad:
“ bizarrolord:
“ dismantlexsjwsxfeminism:
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I’m guessing it’s because domesticated animals being milked are forced into sexual slavery by virtue of being female or...

pembrokewkorgi:

nittany-tiger:

socialjusticefail:

stopmakingliberalslookbad:

bizarrolord:

dismantlexsjwsxfeminism:

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Originally posted by onewiththehallucinations

I’m guessing it’s because domesticated animals being milked are forced into sexual slavery by virtue of being female or something.

https://www.peta.org/living/food/why-cheese-is-the-most-sexist-thing-you-can-eat/

I am not surprise this is something that PETA would be the source of.

But patriarchy cheese is my favorite kind of cheese. :<

Is PETA even trying to be taken seriously anymore? I’m starting to get this feeling they are aware they’re just a joke at this point.

Theyre trying to look silly so that people dont realize theyre kidnapping and killing animals

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prettydoddleoddle:

I want emo versions of idioms


Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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Anonymous asked: Wow, Chara, it took you all of an hour to get put into time-out. Starting this whole 'life' thing on a high point, I see.

askfallenroyalty:

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