Silver Tongue

Aug 09

mysharona1987:
“Alanis could not compete with this level of irony.
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Theres one for everything he does.

mysharona1987:

Alanis could not compete with this level of irony.  

Theres one for everything he does.

(via deep-sea-prince)

squigglydigglydoo:

squigglydigglydoo:

I’m watching a playthrough of Bioshock for the first time… I thought it was a straight-up horror game when it first came out, so I stayed away from it for ages.  I was missing out.

So far, Atlas is my favorite character.  He seems a little morally skewed, but he’s at least being helpful.

MOTHERFUCKER

(via bloodsbane)

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pro-gay:

The trick to stop feeling embarrassed for oversharing on tumblr is to realize that it doesn’t matter what you post, it’s all embarrassing. This entire site is embarrassing, we’re all living in a cycle of shame

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

spongebobhipsterpants:
“ SPHP #103, Spongebob
”

spongebobhipsterpants:

SPHP #103, Spongebob 

(via )

unpretty:

unpretty:

andrew and i went to the mall today and there was a store called boxlunch that neither of us had ever heard of but when we went in i was like “this seems like a less goth teen hot topic” so i looked it up and it’s literally owned by hot topic but marketed toward people who no longer feel comfortable navigating around hot topic teens but still wanna pay too much for nerd shit

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

moonpaw:
“ davekat week day 1: pre-canon or post-canon
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moonpaw:

davekat week day 1: pre-canon or post-canon

family photo

(via moonpaw)

gothicprep:

garbomatsu:

gothicprep:

no offense but… Rick & morty is game of thrones for people who wrote in harambe

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pitythem. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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(via dan-mcneely)

oborolover:

ohmygod-they-were-roommates:

cmder:

oborolover:

cmder:

oborolover:

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

they fucking killed her

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

What the fuck is a horse accent

Oh You Know

(Source: karnalesbian, via probablyfakeblonde)

maidofsalt:
“It’s tuesjade again!!! This girl grab a frog!! THATS FOR DAMN SURE!!
”

maidofsalt:

It’s tuesjade again!!! This girl grab a frog!! THATS FOR DAMN SURE!!

(Source: cadaverkeys, via dailyprospit)