Silver Tongue

Mar 22

tredlocity:

The most emotional moment in Ready Player One is when Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

I hope they keep that in the movie.

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originalspec:

@crustybagelbites one (1) dimble

OP literally invited me to his cellar for some amontillado and built a brick wall to trap me in it while i was passed out but go off i guess

squishysnake:

OP calls them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled, but go off I guess

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kropotkhristian:

Reminder that Link was designed to be genderqueer

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toddreu:

black-to-the-bones:

the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

Ohhhh boy is this relevant!

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flamingfrozengnome:

radicaltrains:

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.

(via deep-sea-prince)

0rdi:

0rdi:

I love how at this point in kirby, no one on popstar fucks with him because they all know how strong he is. Meta Knight duels him sure, but all actual threats in the newer games are from outside of the planet.

Dimension Devourer, Dickweed Dave: I’ll vaporize you into complete nothingness, you pink puffball!

Dededee, Bandana Dee, and Meta Knight:

(via demilypyro)