Silver Tongue

Mar 21

ravenslunas:
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

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sinnahsaint:

magicalgirlmindcrank:
speeedylesbian:
tallicatty:
speeedylesbian:
what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory
“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.
Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

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prokopetz:

It’s been thirty years, and the bit in The Princess Bride where Inigo goes:
“Let me explain… no, there is too much. Let me sum up.”
… is still the most relatable exchange I’ve ever seen in a film.

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solomana:

jackhawksmoor:
just-shower-thoughts:
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
Originally posted by danks-gif
Originally posted by speckledsnail

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andrewquo:

andrewquo:
andrewquo:
I walked past my roommates room, saw him asleep with the lights on and sighed, thinking “he must’ve had a long day” then turned off his light and closed the door. How much more of a mom could I get
Because you guys requested it, I’m now gonna attempt to tuck him in. I hope he doesn’t wake up. That’d be awkward as fuck
If u think a motherly kiss on the forehead and whispering “sweet dreams, pumpkin” is too much then u shoulda said so earlier cause now he’s awake and angry

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Personally, I’m looking forward to reading the article about how Millennials killed the NRA

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