Silver Tongue

May 08

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claimingevidence:

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wilwheaton:

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lizardsfromspace:

JJ Abrams showing naked disdain for Star Trek, and openly stating he really was only doing them in the hopes of getting to make Star Wars one day, only to get his chance to make Star Wars & making it even worse, so bad he killed off Disney’s scheme to release a new Star War every year into eternity…truly iconic

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frogadir:

ro-zden:

lesbianriza:

gayroytheory:

frogadir:

about to take the fattest bong rip

wyd after smoking this

The funniest fucking irony of this is that, going by canon lore, the Homunculous in the Flask is the one who took the fattest bong rip out of blondie, not the other way around

Obsessed with this response

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Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:

ryu1964:

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:

ryu1964:

festive-dirksteve:

ryu1964:

ramb-lies:

ryu1964:

ramb-lies:

ryu1964:

ryu1964:

What the Fuck

This thing don’t work

Ok

But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

I Don’t like the word Shitpost

Did the scanner do anything different?

No

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

Still the same thing

I will buy you a New

Thank You!

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

i am going to isekai you *revs car*

you dont need to know how to drive to hit someone with a car

speedrun strat: if you skip the driving tutorial, your chances of isekaiing someone goes up exponentially

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demilypyro:

Elden Ring is a game about the challenge of finding the right girlboss to simp for

its the one that gaslight gatekeeps the best

aflo:

gimmickbird:

gimmickbird:

gimmickbird:

Love that the internet will tell. You mazda had to do a model recall because spiders were uncontrollably attracted to their cars in 2014 then you read more and find it happened before woth the same car company in 2011

Mazda spokesmen say “lol idk”

For those wondering apparently this breed of spiders fucking loves gasoline, mazda built anti spider springs to push them out and a software patch to. Do something with fuel pressure in case they did get in and weaved loads of webs that fucked up thr fuel capacity and no one knows why it was mazdas in particular that got infested

this is one of those problems you have to solve in a dream

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