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“hey bro do you have wifi”
“yeah I was just about to hook up this new router”
“FOOLISH SAMURAI”
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in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.
(via dan-mcneely)
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you’re walking through the labs
theres no one around and your glasses are dead
out of the corner of your nose you smell him….
Gamzee Makara
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i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey
How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.
“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”
either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.
okay so two options here:
“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”
OR (and this one is better imo)
“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”
“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”
(via bloodsbane)
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(Source: she---w0lf, via wuffleton)
