Number 2 is trees. Number eight is some so old cardboard. Have a wonderful day.
usually i find them in the sky or at the park.
Number 2 is trees. Number eight is some so old cardboard. Have a wonderful day.
usually i find them in the sky or at the park.
(Source: hollowtones, via iguanamouth)
(Source: what--inspires--me, via iguanamouth)
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
(via bloodsbane)
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You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.
sounds like a dream job
Potion seller, I am going into work, and I need your strongest dissociation.
Isn’t this a thing in Shadowrun
(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.
Prick.
Holy shit
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