I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
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i got you brother
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gonna poke an eye out dude watch it
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i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information
On this episode of Sandwich Discourse: the relationship between filled pastas and sandwiches. Let’s get some expert opinions:
My Jewish Aunt and self-described “Foodie”: “An uncrustable isn’t a ravioli Becuase you have to cook ravioli. Also you shouldn’t eat those, they full of high fructose corn syrup, here, I’ll make you a PB&J- ”
Neighbor D, radical food theorist who pioneered the extremely good succotash hot dog: “Raviolis are more of a sandwich than Pop tarts are because they contain protein and therefore can be a whole meal.”
My Sicilian uncle: “…it’s way too early for this.”
sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding
sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed
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why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching
dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay
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