Silver Tongue

Aug 03

shubbabang:

Brb killing golf

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beesmygod:

pduu:

everyworldneedslove:

dirkbolero:

spaceshipoftheseus:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.

so a poptart’s a sandwich

a poptart is a calzone you dumbass

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gossipinglawns:

danskjavlarna:

From Jugend, 1897.

My Strange & Unusual Site | Books | Videos | Music | Etsy

Me in the last one

Originally posted by adroit-designation

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miss-serket:

STOP SAYING I’M BAD AT EDITING IMAGES.

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sapphicsupergirl:

when someone says they cant watch somethingc bc its not on netflix or hulu and u’ve been pirating shit since u were 10

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Anonymous asked: gun contest between jake and jade?

dailyprospit:

everyone wins.

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

now! that’s what I call fascism 

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humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

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