Silver Tongue

May 07

semivampiric:

i forgot that sarge is literally the funniest man alive

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wizard0rb:

brucespringsteendotcom:

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

children’s book authors do this also

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woosh-floosh:

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I thought I remembered pikachu being treated almost as a pest in early pokemon media, but I think this is only true for the one chapter in pokemon adventures when Red catches Pika? anyways heres pestachu

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demilypyro:

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gama3taro:

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お風呂掃除を手伝ってくれるミズゴロウ

Mudkips helping to clean the bath🐟

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itsapmseymour:

C h o n k


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BODE

delearyus:

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silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

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May 06

elliewilliams:

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