Silver Tongue

Aug 01

jitterbugjive:

as for the people who got all butthurt about Damien being genderbent along with all the characters

that’s not transphobic you nimrods, she’d just be a transwoman instead.

For fucksake.

klances:

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

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p-alex:
“ catboysolaire:
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The original version is even better:
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p-alex:

catboysolaire:

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The original version is even better:

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durbikins:

duhastbyrammstein:

durbikins:

duhastbyrammstein:

durbikins:

duhastbyrammstein:

durbikins:

tumblr: Let people have fun and enjoy themselves doing things they think are cool!

tumblr seeing a melee player:

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squid-ink:

officialfist:

dr-n-tropy:

birdswriting:

dr-n-tropy:

HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.

i bring to you

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the tiny boys

holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN

HOW THEM BOYS SO TINY?!

THE TINY BOYS

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chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Technically our Rick C-137 is dead.

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The Rick we follow now is a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of him, inside another Rick’s body.

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it’s the same mind in a body with the same DNA. same person.

doctorwhooian asked: Kanaya has peets???? Who has the bestest peets?

daily-karkat:

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dave and rose fought for a week 😔

mario-grant:
“ There go the last platinum relic.
Give me CTR already!
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mario-grant:

There go the last platinum relic.

Give me CTR already!

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shamrockjolnes:

“First the White House communications directors were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one, the Mooch…was a week. In four days we should be seeing them every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within seven days.”

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