Silver Tongue

Jul 31

• callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
• callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
• callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi
• callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don't like
• callout posts in 2018: i went through this user's youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they're a bad person
• callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
• callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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letsplayprocrastinate:

surprisebitch:

top-percentage-trash:

top-percentage-trash:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

top-percentage-trash:

For someone who doesn’t have a furry blog I have a lot of and continue to gain a lot of furry followers????? Someone explain.

Chosen for conversion

The thrilling conclusion to this stupid ass post is that I’m a furry now

character development

@soupery

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fizzy-dog:

“artists dont work for the love of art anymore, they just rely on commissions and patrons”

this is how art has literally always been the fucking sistine chapel is commissioned fanart of the bible 

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weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

raeadropofgoldensunshine:

• ah, the scalene triangle
• loving Cole Sprouse
  
• hating Cole Sprouse 
• the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
• the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
• trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
• the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
• “I was here here before MTV!”
  
• 12.9 year olds
• “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
  
• non-tumblr people were peasants
• nice legs daisy dukes
• slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
• homestuck
• tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
• tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
• Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
  
• imagine how is touch the sky
  
• “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
  
• do she got the booty?
• “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
• night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

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