Silver Tongue

Jul 29

lordjoshbass:

scientifrick:

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

(Source: thehellwebsite, via dan-mcneely)

jddominick: “I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing ”

jddominick:

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

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peopleofearth-tbs:

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

the-rain-monster:

rhube:

a-tergo-lupi:

2 kilomockingbirds

no

yes

(Source: flores--silvestres, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

crustaceanfather:

Pride month ain’t over till I die

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blogust: “ grass10: “ nietzscheisdead: “ lambhoof: “ lambhoof: “ luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it ” Luv it ” i love this brick! ” i love this brick! ” LOVE this brick ”

blogust:

grass10:

nietzscheisdead:

lambhoof:

lambhoof:

luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it

Luv it

i love this brick!

i love this brick!

LOVE this brick

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mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(Source: aidn, via rosexknight)

volskaya-shitdustries:

robotic-asian-death-monk:

Everyone says lucio is a cinnamon roll, BUT HE LITERALLY DROVE VISHKAR OUT OF BRAZIL ON HIS OWN

hippity hoppity get off my property

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