Silver Tongue

Mar 13

ohshititsmama:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i literally forgot until just now that when i was 13 i tried to write a novel about a 13 year old girl version of indiana jones. she had blue hair and a robot arm and a ghost butler. she did extreme sports. i didn’t want her to be a mary sue so she got hurt and cried all the time while saving the world. her ghost butler was in love with her. it was a very inappropriate relationship because she was much too young but i was 13 so these things did not occur to me. she lived in a tree. oh my god. why do i remember this in such vivid detail. i have long since deleted the files but i can vividly recall the opening scene because i went over it in my head so many times. it has been over a decade.

i can practically guarantee that at some point she skateboarded down a pyramid

look just know that if i rewrite this it will be all your fault and also i am keeping the robot pig and the ghost butler is going to be another teenage girl who is just really into butlering and being dead

I would pay money to read this

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Anonymous asked: Holy HECK Asriel are you ok???

askfallenroyalty:

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scoutl:

OP is infected with the cheese touch

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cumgremlin:
“ moderndaygamer:
“ warlocksmith:
“ leviathan-supersystem:
“ deadjosey:
“ thenimbus:
“ asexualmew:
“ Just in case anyone else was curious.
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This is kind of horrifying
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holy shit
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fucking destroyed
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looks like we have a new king
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cumgremlin:

moderndaygamer:

warlocksmith:

leviathan-supersystem:

deadjosey:

thenimbus:

asexualmew:

Just in case anyone else was curious.

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

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fucking destroyed

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looks like we have a new king

get a load of this

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The king has been toppled

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dangerouslygeneralmad:
“ CHRISTOPHER CHIAPPA
Lazy Boy Crucifix, 2000
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dangerouslygeneralmad:

CHRISTOPHER CHIAPPA

Lazy Boy Crucifix, 2000

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