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me: joins a discord server
me:
me: haha time to mute it and never be active on it ever again
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Damn hackers
They’re all of pigeons
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my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.
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“My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words ‘I probably should’ve thought this through’ typed over and over.” —
Link when he went to defeat Ganon with a pot lid and a stick in his boxers
Good anatomical comments: wrists should be near crotch, torso is roughly two ribcages tall, hands are about the size of your face
Bad anatomical comments: “girls have smaller, thinner shoulders while males have broad ones”, “women have soft faces while mean have harsher features”, “women should have wider hips”
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*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me
Frankenstein by Mary Shelly
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erisol