Silver Tongue

Mar 12

potatolikesmarvel:
“ dammit-clint:
“ sammytarly:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ stelmarias:
“  #Matt knows how to maximize his productivity
”
He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal ” ”
Clint Barton: a single apartment complex
”
He’s doing...

potatolikesmarvel:

dammit-clint:

sammytarly:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stelmarias:

#Matt knows how to maximize his productivity

He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal

Clint Barton: a single apartment complex

He’s doing his best alright

(via afallenwolf)

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acidpanter:

acidpanter:

acidpanter:

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

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Sometimes…

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They are good girls!!!!1!!

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

peteseeger:
“ mapsontheweb:
“The potential natural distribution of olives in the Mediterranean basin.
”
Habitable zone
”

peteseeger:

mapsontheweb:

The potential natural distribution of olives in the Mediterranean basin.

Habitable zone

(Source: Wikipedia, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

dreemy-arts:
“MY BOYS
”

dreemy-arts:

MY BOYS

(via newbarrk)

gremlesbian:
“  “This is my worst birthday ever.”
“Why, cause we’re switching planets and have no idea to return to our homes?”
“No, cause it’s a little humid- YES CAUSE WE’RE SWITCHING PLANETS AND HAVE NO IDEA TO RETURN TO OUR HOMES!” ”

gremlesbian:

“This is my worst birthday ever.”

“Why, cause we’re switching planets and have no idea to return to our homes?”

“No, cause it’s a little humid- YES CAUSE WE’RE SWITCHING PLANETS AND HAVE NO IDEA TO RETURN TO OUR HOMES!

(via newbarrk)

dirkscourses:

jake: hal? you named yourself hal after the evil robot in space odyssey???

hal: hal 9000 was the protagonist but go off i guess 🙄🙄🙄

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aw-dag:

ceasarslegion:

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

Todd, you brought this on yourself. Either face it or change your name to todd coward

(via newbarrk)

[video]

in regards to chicken vs egg

The question is whether or not the egg being refered to is a chicken egg. And then it further depends on whether someones interpretation of a chicken egg is an egg that has a chicken in it, or an egg laid by a chicken. If its an egg that has a chicken in it, then yes the egg came first but if its an egg laid by a chicken, then the chicken came first as the thing that laid the egg that housed the chicken was itself not a chicken and therefor its egg was not a chicken egg.