Silver Tongue

Mar 12

insidiousink:
hobbit-feels:
badgyal-k:
tiffanyaliyah:
ukrindian:
bae–electronica:
dynastylnoire:
jollylollylily:
clarknokent:
Bruh
Yooooooo…
Levels
I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂
black mirror season 4
Savage
Oh wow
This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.
This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.
#In which a man is in command of his destiny
#And does not know it

YOOOOOOOO

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daily-betas:

moods ft john egbert

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a-daks:

sventhecrusader:
rowdyravens:
those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye
Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.
Me, someone who smirks and chuckles: um

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carcinoaquarium:

HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I’D PRODUCE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL SOON? I WASN’T BLOWING HEATED FUMES UP YOUR WASTECHUTES. IT’S COMING.
HERE’S A WORK IN PROGRESS SUPER ZOOM.

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viakavish:

When Life attack…

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slimeweeb:

5oho:
gucci fall 2018
“are you holding the-”
“the gucci chameleon? yeah, i am”

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onemerryjester:
gooseweasel:
deezyville:
animatedmoviesandfacts:
The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible.
The production team for Exodus conferred with 3 White guys who’d admittedly never heard of Egypt, but assured the final, mayonnaise slathered product was as accurate as possible.
I’m pretty sure I heard somewhere that The Prince of Egypt is actually the only Exodus-inspired movie to get approval from leaders of all three of the major religions that share the story- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.
Well damn
“Because DreamWorks was concerned about historical and theological accuracy, Katzenberg decided to call in Bible scholars, Christian, Jewish and Muslim theologians, and Arab American leaders to help his movie be accurate as well as excellent. After previewing the developing DreamWorks’ animated Bible story, all these leaders noted that the studio executives listened and responded to their ideas, and praised the studio for reaching out for comment.”
source

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solluxismsnowaifu:

timebender25:
So y’all know this image, the one used to represent Undertale on the recent Nintendo Direct, right?
At first I thought, what’s that supposed to be? Is it a half battery? A Screen of some kind?
Then as I looked at the image again an hour later I realized…
This mother fucker.
Reblog for Nintendo using mettaton’s sweet ass for the logo

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