Silver Tongue

Jul 25

[video]

Troll Nipples

“Hey guys, how many nipples do Trolls have?”
-a butt-naked Barbarian/Cleric Mountain Dwarf

trashgender-neurotica:
trashgender-neurotica:
If you tell a child that a trans woman with traditionally masculine features is a woman the kid is not going to be confused about what women are, they are just going to accept that some women have those features.
Or, alternatively if they are confused you can just explain that some women have those features.
(BTW: Some women have those features.)

(Source: daggers-drawn, via deep-sea-prince)

akiyamafucker:

akiyamafucker:
yeah american portion sizes are big as shit but the usa/japan drink size comparison isn’t really the best since american companies just give people gigantic cups to convince them theyre getting more drink when really it’s ¾ ice

(Source: kookaifoundation, via chefpyro)

glumshoe:

my-lesbian-senses-are-tingling:
glumshoe:
wanlingnic:
drzagreus:
people say kylo ren’s crossguard lightsaber is excessive but then there’s this guy
#NAUGHTY CHILDREN GET THE PUNISHMENT WHEEL
How would you attack someone with that, anyway? You wouldn’t be able hold it horizontally without slicing yourself up, and it almost looks like the handle part is providing a target to aim at.
you’re not going to believe this but
goddammit

(Source: spaceacesith, via deep-sea-prince)

[video]

kisbys:

the side view Half finished Rufioh doodle. my signature move

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walkthcmoon:

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon

(Source: bikeaccident, via jadewares)

writing-prompt-s:

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.