Silver Tongue

Jul 25

dapenguinninja:
cocoabuttabrown:
wolfflux:
biohazerd:
blowdick:
Y'all I can’t 💀
Lmfaoooooo
Lmfao
😭😭😭😭
bruh imagine if pornhub patented that coding effect. I would be here for the court room drama
LOL

(Source: flowstate, via zeroyalviking)

jonlovett:

kellyannekanye:
did…did bill clinton really pass obamacare?
more importantly:
what the fuck

(Source: kirstengillibrand, via bloodsbane)

[video]

chefpyro:

candygarnet:
joke that’s always good: things being thrown offscreen and making a glass shattering sound when they shouldn’t be
or they explode for no reason and the explosion can be seen slightly coming into the frame

or a the sound of a shit ton of stuff falling over and breaking for like 3 seconds followed by a cat yowling.

(via chefpyro)

kaible:

caecilius-est-pater:
sarahruhlofficial:
the oompa loompas are a greek chorus
First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~
1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

(via mbulteau)

cthullhu:

apparentlyandy:
namcobandai:
i referenced the caramelldansen to a youth and they didnt get it so i explained it to him AND showed him the video and he was like “what the fuck” I AM ONLY TWENTY THREE BUT IN INTERNET YEARS IM A FUCKING GEEZER
caramelldansen is a fuckin bangin tune these yung punks don’t know what they’re missing
Kids these days

(via chefpyro)