I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
ok but don’t leave out the part where Thor almost gives himself away by eating the entire reception buffet and Loki’s like “errrr she’s been dieting”
NORSE MYTH IS RIDICULOUS AND I LOVE IT :D
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Green Lion Devouring the Sun , from an alchemical and Rosicrucian compendium, ca. 1760.

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i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
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Extremely cursed image.
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she really has changed
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Had some dumb ideas for some “Salmonlings”
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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
ayyyyyy
*Muffled ‘Badda Bing’*
*Chestburster emerges from the chest of it’s victim*
BADDA BOOM
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mintykiwi asked: show me,,,,,a chubby karkat
here he is
they’re gonna be getting rid of microsoft paint / ms paint rly soon and replacing it w/ another program so i just wanna give ms paint a huge shout out for giving every fandom kid a start in drawing fanart and being a reliable and basic program for all these years…..ur truly gonna be missed, comrade
rip ms paint, taken from us at 32 years old u will be missed
i can’t believe ms paint is gonna die!
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