you: idk man, i dont know if fat girls can be like, beautiful outside of a deeply fetishistic viewpoint
me, walking into the club wearing mom jeans, a sports bra, and a furcoat worth more than all of your thoughts for your entire lifetime: have i got news 4 u, budderino
I mean… I get that you want to align Roy Mustang with lawful good because he’s a high ranking military officer, but the man literally overthrew the government because he didn’t like it
playing dragon age: you have 64 different dialog and approval pages open at all the times bcs you need to carefully plan your team for every goddamn mission so you know what sort of lies you need to spout to achieve maximum approval. say “i think that murdering and torturing mages for fun is a bit unnecessary” without thinking who you have around you and suddenly half of your friends are like “-98465389 approval” and they will probably stab you in your sleep next night
playing mass effect: you can literally slaughter random people, betray your friends, murder families of your friends, murder the friends of your friends, murder your friends, torture people for shit and giggles and generally be objectively the worst person alive and ur team will be just like “haha Shep what the shit, that was a little extreme but i trust in your judgement, i lov you :)”
