They actually didn’t find new bones. Rather, a forensic scientist re-examined measurements taken from bones found on Nikumamoru Island back in 1940. The bones were originally examined by some dude back in 1941 who unequivocally concluded they had to belong to a “short, stocky male” because there’s no way they could belong to some fearless globe-trotting adventurer delicate woman. Using new techniques to examine the measurements, the scientist has concluded with 99% certainly the Nikumamoru bones belonged to Eartheart.
So yeah, basically Earheart’s disappearance was only a “mystery” for like eighty years because of lowkey sexism and shitty science. And now we more or less know the truth. On International Women’s Day.
tfw u try to speak to the Old Ones except u fuck up one syllable and suddenly are put through excruciating pain bc oglogoth is not a nice patron horror
Gonna keep a tally of messages I get from a) white feminists completely proving my point and b) people who think this comic proves feminism is worthless because I criticized one part of it. (Even despite me writing these words underneath the comic.) Then I’ll add them all up, see which column has more, and then drink myself to sleep either way.
Haha… this is why we can’t have nice things.
Rerun for those who could use it on today’s International Women’s Day.
Drow boss of dungeon taunting the players as the door closes between them: You really want to face a goddess like moi? Youre shaking in your boots. Is it out of fear or antici-
Door closes
Several sessions later after they nearly die multiple times to the drows trials involving two of them getting impaled and one of them electrocuted before they finally meet up with her again
