Silver Tongue

Jul 23

Telling people to die cause they ship your notp

Telling someone that their ship makes you uncomfortable also respect their ship cause it’s fiction. You just want them to tag correctly so it’s easier to avoid

(Source: skiplo-wave, via jadewares)

puertohurraco:

golfgalaxy:
cum:
golfgalaxy:
people who eat pizza with your hands why do you hate yourself
bro how do you eat pizza
telepathically

(via chefpyro)

lmaonade:

dark souls on my life i will prove to you that you are valid

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

memecucker:

I do think the Puritans are the closest we’ve had to a real word version of fantasy novel cults that openly worship an evil deity that is openly evil and upfront about waning to tyrannies and enslave all beings

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

targuzzler:

powerburial:
targuzzler:
snail in a mech suit how bout that shit
a snail is already a slug in a mech suit
oh god

(via dan-mcneely)

Anonymous asked: I only wish to share the truth of the universe. My Immortal was not written as a joke. It was taken seriously in the mind of its author. I know much. I have seen the lost, unpublished chapters. I know the truth about the rift that occurred between the author and her friend. I know it all. Because I know where to find the author herself.

vampireapologist:

This is what it feels like to be Agent Mulder. I want to chase you down eight flights of a parking garage, screaming at you about what your name is and how you know this, desperate to know if I can trust this information.

tesladyneindustries:

kosmosxipo:
tesladyneindustries:
Don’t let tumblr make you think that the McElroy brothers are experts, or that their advice should be followed.
What’s the status vis-a-vis Travis being a sexpert?
I have not seen any receipts regarding the degree on his wall, but my inbox is open.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

tesladyneindustries:

kosmosxipo:
tesladyneindustries:
Don’t let tumblr make you think that the McElroy brothers are experts, or that their advice should be followed.
What’s the status vis-a-vis Travis being a sexpert?
I have not seen any receipts regarding the degree on his wall, but my inbox is open.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

tragicmushroom:

blandyblaugh:
democrips:
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone
validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

ribbon-girl:

marxferatu:
if you’re rich you’re not valid
–Jesus

(Source: vladtheunfollower, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)