Silver Tongue

May 01

saffrongymleader:

politijohn:

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Look at this winning streak

happy may day!!

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custarduwu asked:

Huey, Mega Evolved for the first time: Mama help! It hurts!!

Newtwo: I'm sorry Huey...

*Newt proceeds to dropkick her child*

xxtc-96xx:

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not nearly as dramatic as @mewtwoandme

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were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

There is no community more cutthroat than the furry community honestly

Commissions open and you have to be fast or its over. If you take three seconds too long to type its over. You have to be fast and precise. There is no room for error

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monsterenergytwink:

dukecarrion:

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kris x berdley is so entertaining to me because of just how bad it’d piss the player off and kris would Love that

@silver-tongues-blog

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reve-nant:

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asphodeltheawkwardpanda:

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taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

have you tried putting it in rice

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

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shadowpuppy2:

rslashrats:

im an scp but my classification is safe dw ^_^ i wont escape… hehe….

[tentatively reclassifies you as euclid and increases security on your cell]

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