“johndave resurgence” for the love of god kathy-ann it’s 2018 just let the ship die it’s for straight girls and people who haven’t realized that davekat is infinitely better
btw…broke down and finally started consuming mcelroy content, starting with the FINAL PAM. i’m on episode one. i love it why have i not watched monsterfactory before. i actually laughed for the first time in weeks. What Is This
If you actually do read halo lore it’s possible theoretically for mjolnir armor to do it since it operates with like this mechanical muscle fiber system meant to like super charge the Spartan’s strength and so it could be programmed to like move in an arousing way but the issue is that the armor has freaked out and killed people and twisted them up before so it could just totally fuck his dick into pulp and kill him unless you had a super intelligent AI plugged into the suit to control it properly but now we’re just back full circle to chief fucking Cortana
That is not how MJOLNIR armor works and you know it! The gel-layer beneath the alloy plating is a reactive substance meant to absorb and mitigate high velocity fire like a bullet proof vest and is not at all under control by any AI!
The REAL way for the suit to jack off Master Chief is by using the modified neural sensors implanted into every Spartan that allows them to control and command the suit. If he thought of wanting to jack off the suit would do this with the built in pocket pussy/dildo built into every codpiece, as explained in 343 era novels that answered this question exactly when Arbiter asked why human combat harness didn’t have this feature like sangheili body suits.
EDIT: to the question of how Cortana and MC can fuck though is that she connects to these neural sensors, which are connected to his nervous system within the brain. Thus, she can create the sensation of getting jacked off to the body itself because of this bio-tech connection or at least closely emulate it with the release of certain endorphins.
