Silver Tongue

Jul 22

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shittyideas:

prank someone by replacing their cocaine with salt

shittyideas:

Using your phone as a butt plug

Set it to vibrate first

saw this in my friends dads office and had to do a double take

scotchtapeofficial:

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

silver-tongues-blog asked: What if succubus pony ends up being raised by regular noble ponies and has a whole prince of Egypt style thing?

modofpitchpatch:

*sweats*

Is it now that I say I actually have another Succubus-character in mold, with JUST that story, hahaha

Or well, it is more, a succubus who’s parents cast a spell on her that made her keep her disguise as a baby, until her teen years

and she ends up in an orphanage where nobody wants to adopt her, because she is rather feral and aggressive compared to the babyponies

and it leaves her bitter and hateful

and possibly bery very dangerous

OuO …

ooooooooo that sounds so rad

[video]

torracat:

metroidtwo:

slowroar:

slowroar:

metroidtwo:

“there are other types of vore besides oral vore” is not a phrase I ever wanted to read in my life

nose holes

big sniff

I go to the candle store and vore the candles

instead of vore it’s called snore and it’s a billion times more difficult

breast vore

(Source: supergameboytwo, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

scraps-is-busy:

My contribution to Crash Bandicoot.

ommanyte:

einthebusinessdeer:

oddishly:

pleasst sop

he’s watering his baby computer so it can grow into a healthy adult computer.

(via chefpyro)

qtarts:

Two tiny children who have the weight of two worlds on their shoulders

(Source: pixlezq, via jwblogofrandomness)